Welcome to DaveMail,

We would like to introduce you to a new concept in mail. First there was the wheel, then the letter, then email and now there's DaveMail.
With DaveMail you get all the normal features for email plus these added extras to ensure you do not recieve spam.

• STFU list - if you would like anybody silenced then they can be added to the shut up list.
• FOAD list - you can add somebody who deserves to die to this list and they will be eliminated

If this isn't enough:

• Banana list - If shutting them up or killing them isn't enough, you can finish them off by making them recieve 1000 bananas a day.

We hope you would like to join DaveMail, its a new methodology and is guarenteed to make you a happy DAVE.

Join the Dave Family today

Go to www.randomjunk.co.uk/davemail and sign up for the multiple one off payment of £10 per day.

Terms and conditions may change over time.