Frequently Asked Questions

  • Do you actually like S Club?
    Ummm.....

  • S Club are crap! Where do you live? I want to beat your head in!
    Err...thank you...I deserve it of course.

  • But S Club are great! Where do you live? I want to beat your head in!
    Err...thank you...I deserve it of course.

  • S Club can't even act!
    Err...and the relevance?
    To be honest that's the only thing which makes their TV show really watchable.

  • That thing about being so bad it's good doesn't make sense!
    If everything in life made sense, I would be a very bored person.

  • I find the idea of murdering S Club 7 offensive, couldn't you have said "S Club 7 are dumb" instead?
    Sorry, just needed to kill some time.
    And I make a point of not using the word dumb.
    Oh, and "'S Club are dumb' is dumb" doesn't quite have that same edge..
    Plus I didn't get to name the 1st one.......

  • I've been looking at your guest book, am I the only person who gets this?
    At a guess I would say that about 95% of the guest book was writen by two brain cells currently on holiday in the Mists of Venus...